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Old 12-14-2005, 10:38 AM
Stuart A. Bronstein
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> Moderator:
> Please note I have never met anyone who was ever able to save
> Morphine. It does not matter how much they give you. It is
> because they give it to you that means they never give you enough.


One reason may be that the FDA has been going after doctors
(and pulling their licenses) if they give what is thought to
be "too much" pain killers to patients - in other words the
amount that could actually be useful to help people with
severe chronic pain.

Stu

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Old 12-13-2005, 08:39 AM
Joe Btfsplk
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"A.G. Kalman" <glendale202-tax[at]yahoo.com> wrote:
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> Rick Merrill wrote:
> > Dick Adams wrote:


> > > Will be having another orthopedic surgery on my right
> > > shoulder on January. This one is very minor so I will
> > > only have to drink with my left hand for about a week.


> > Weird! I usually drink with my mouth!


I had a skin cancer removed from my left ear a couple of weeks ago.
I had to listen with my right ear for about a week.

Moderator:
My pain sensors go out to you. And I pray for you to the great
God Percaset. I even feel empathy for you since my first wife
took everything including my hearing.

Did you save any Percaset (aka Oxycodone) you might want to share
with close personal friends such as I.

Please note I have never met anyone who was ever able to save
Morphine. It does not matter how much they give you. It is
because they give it to you that means they never give you enough.

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Old 12-09-2005, 01:04 AM
A.G. Kalman
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Rick Merrill wrote:
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> Dick Adams wrote:

> > Will be having another orthopedic surgery on my right
> > shoulder on January. This one is very minor so I will
> > only have to drink with my left hand for about a week.


> Weird! I usually drink with my mouth!


Even weirder. I usually drink with my friends.

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Old 12-08-2005, 05:41 AM
Rick Merrill
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Dick Adams wrote:

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> Will be having another orthopedic surgery on my right
> shoulder on January. This one is very minor so I will
> only have to drink with my left hand for about a week.


Weird! I usually drink with my mouth!

(humor)

Seriously, I Hope your doctor does a good job and
recuperation is easy!

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Old 11-30-2005, 07:51 PM
Dick Adams
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Will be having another orthopedic surgery on my right
shoulder on January. This one is very minor so I will
only have to drink with my left hand for about a week.

Dick

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