"Phil Marti" <prm20871[at]verizon.net> wrote:
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Is that how they discovered botox?

Stu

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"D.F. Manno" <dfm2a3l0t2[at]spymac.com> wrote:

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I believe their smile muscles are severed during orientation.

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Wasn't he also the one who said, "I am proud to be a
taxpayer in America. But I could be just as proud for half
as much money."?

Catherine

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"Phil Marti" <prm20871[at]verizon.net> wrote:
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I once quoted that line during an interrogation by the
Secret Service.

The agents didn't even crack a smile.

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Dick Adams wrote:

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Dick, you should give credit to "American Democracy
Television" for that clip!!!

Moderator: Was it Alan Simpson?

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"Harlan Lunsford" <hlunsford[at]bellsouth.net> wrote:

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Wow, I didn't know that one originated with Will. Nice to
have another star to put in his crown. My previous favorite
of his was "I'm not a member of an organized political
party. I'm a Democrat."

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Clarksburg, MD

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Phil Marti wrote:
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Yep, you and Will Rogers.

ChEAr$,
Harlan Lunsford, EA n LA

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"Dick Adams" <rdadams[at]smart.net> wrote:

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Or Congressman, in tribute to Randy "Duke" Cunningham, the
latest of our Congresscritters to don the pinstripes.

It's nice to see confirmation of what I've long said: We
have the best Congress money can buy.

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Two prisoners were sitting at dinner in the prison cafeteria.
One looked up and said to the other "The food here was a lot
better when you were Governor."

Dick

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