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| Stuart A. Bronstein wrote: - quote - > Technically the Secret Service is a part of the Treasury
Not any more. The Secret Service is now a part of the> Department, so I suppose they might be revenuers, too. Department of Homeland Security. << -------------------------------------------------> << The Charter and the Guidelines for submitting > << messages to this newsgroup are at www.asktax.org > << -------------------------------------------------> |
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| Stuart A. Bronstein wrote: - quote - > "Jo Firey" <JAfirey[at]NETZERO.NET> wrote:
As far as I know they are not involved in the home made> > "Harlan Lunsford" <lunstax[at]belllsouth.net> wrote: > > > Dick Adams wrote: > > > > Harlan, you are too well-educated (presuming you didn't > > > > go to Auburn) not to know the alcohol taxes are in the > > > > IRC. > > > Actually I didnt' know that was part of the IRC, but did > > > know that it was somewhere in the law. > > You need to watch more old black and white movies and TV > > shows. They didn't call them Revenuers for nuthing when > > they came to break up the stills. > Technically the Secret Service is a part of the Treasury > Department, so I suppose they might be revenuers, too. spirits actions. Bank fraud yes! -- Frederick E. Jorden http://Tax-Accounting-Payroll.com 7825 Midlothian Tpk - 207 Richmond, VA 23235-5247 EMAIL knowtax[at]bigfoot.com (804) 320-6210 FAX (804) 320-6211 << -------------------------------------------------> << The Charter and the Guidelines for submitting > << messages to this newsgroup are at www.asktax.org > << -------------------------------------------------> |
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| "Andy" <andysharpe[at]juno.com> wrote: - quote - > Stuart A. Bronstein wrote:
If I couldn't get someone to buy me a drink, I had to pay> > I had a job interview with the ATF many years ago. They > > asked me if I'd be willing to go into bars, pick up gay men > > and then shut down the bars as dens of iniquity. I told > > them I'd rather not, and didn't get the job. > Andy asks: > Which part of the job was it that you didn't like ??? for my own. Stu << -------------------------------------------------> << The Charter and the Guidelines for submitting > << messages to this newsgroup are at www.asktax.org > << -------------------------------------------------> |
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| "Jo Firey" <JAfirey[at]NETZERO.NET> wrote: - quote - > "Harlan Lunsford" <lunstax[at]belllsouth.net> wrote:
Technically the Secret Service is a part of the Treasury> > Dick Adams wrote: > > > Harlan, you are too well-educated (presuming you didn't > > > go to Auburn) not to know the alcohol taxes are in the > > > IRC. > > Actually I didnt' know that was part of the IRC, but did > > know that it was somewhere in the law. > You need to watch more old black and white movies and TV > shows. They didn't call them Revenuers for nuthing when > they came to break up the stills. Department, so I suppose they might be revenuers, too. Stu << -------------------------------------------------> << The Charter and the Guidelines for submitting > << messages to this newsgroup are at www.asktax.org > << -------------------------------------------------> |
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| Stuart A. Bronstein wrote: - quote - > I had a job interview with the ATF many years ago. They
Andy asks:> asked me if I'd be willing to go into bars, pick up gay men > and then shut down the bars as dens of iniquity. I told > them I'd rather not, and didn't get the job. Which part of the job was it that you didn't like ??? (Big Grin) )))) Andy << -------------------------------------------------> << The Charter and the Guidelines for submitting > << messages to this newsgroup are at www.asktax.org > << -------------------------------------------------> |
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| "Harlan Lunsford" <lunstax[at]belllsouth.net> wrote: - quote - > Dick Adams wrote:
You need to watch more old black and white movies and TV> > Harlan, did you really write: > > "Pray tell, where in the IRC is there any prohibition > > against moonshine? None. Not even sure that the IRC > > covers such taxes, BUT, one can make as much moonshine > > as one wants to, as long as he pays the tax on it." > > > Harlan, you are too well-educated (presuming you didn't > > go to Auburn) not to know the alcohol taxes are in the > > IRC. > Actually I didnt' know that was part of the IRC, but did > know that it was somewhere in the law. shows. They didn't call them Revenuers for nuthing when they came to break up the stills. Jo << -------------------------------------------------> << The Charter and the Guidelines for submitting > << messages to this newsgroup are at www.asktax.org > << -------------------------------------------------> |
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| "Drew Edmundson" <drewsbeagles[at]hotmail.com> wrote: - quote - > Dick Adams <rdadams[at]smart.net> wrote:
Yes there is something that will. Try reconciling the> > Harlan, did you really write: > > "Pray tell, where in the IRC is there any prohibition > > against moonshine? None. Not even sure that the IRC > > covers such taxes, BUT, one can make as much moonshine > > as one wants to, as long as he pays the tax on it." > > > Harlan, you are too well-educated (presuming you didn't > > go to Auburn) not to know the alcohol taxes are in the > > IRC. > > > It's not just paying the taxes. He needs to have a permit > > from the ATF who really are the nastiest bastards on the > > planet. I suspect the requirement to work for the ATF is > > to prove there have been no marriages in your family for > > the last five generations. They hire hereditary bastards, > > accidents don't count > > > You can negotiate with the IRS. You can get a plea > > bargin with the FBI. You can even get mercy from the CIA. > > The ATF's style of negotiating starts as soon as they have > > a shoe on your throat. > > > Permit, permit, we don't need no stinking permit. > See Subtitle E, Chapter 51, Sections 5001 - 5691 for the IRC > rules on distilled spirits, wine and beer. If reading this > doesn't make you want to sample the products, nothing will. liquor inventory for Officers and NCO club's at remote duty stations. And finding out that the last four were faked because that particular part of the inventory had been under 15 feet of snow for the last four months. Spend a week reconciling those forms and by Friday Happy Hour you know exactly what you want to drink. Jo << -------------------------------------------------> << The Charter and the Guidelines for submitting > << messages to this newsgroup are at www.asktax.org > << -------------------------------------------------> |
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| - quote - > > Permit, permit, we don't need no stinking permit
in fact a permit to manufacture up to 200 gals. per year ofalcohol is very easy to obtain from ATF. My dad, a CPA for what else that's worth here, had one a few years back to make "fuel grade" ethanol. Fuel grade must be 190 proof so even though the permit was for alt. fuel r&d purposes, it could result in some WL. We never made anything, my dad just wanted to show how easy the permits are to get and hold! - quote - > > You can even get mercy from the CIA
not the ones I know - "contract operatives" I always get alaugh when they call them "contractors" in the news, like these guys are builders or something and not what they are in fact; mercenaries vive le morte vive le guerre vive le acre mecenaire` Dave Moderator: The 200 gallon exemption is 100 gallons per adult in a household of beer and of wine. The alcohol exemption is not for drinkable alcohol. But I must agree that the possiblility of drinkable alcohol is real. << -------------------------------------------------> << The Charter and the Guidelines for submitting > << messages to this newsgroup are at www.asktax.org > << -------------------------------------------------> |
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| Dick Adams wrote: (snipped) - quote - > Harlan, you are too well-educated (presuming you didn't
And to set the record straight, I did not go to Auburn.> go to Auburn) not to know the alcohol taxes are in the > IRC. Except last year about this time to sit on a committee in an advisory capacity for maybe three hours. (think tax) ChEAr$, Harlan Lunsford, EA n LA << -------------------------------------------------> << The Charter and the Guidelines for submitting > << messages to this newsgroup are at www.asktax.org > << -------------------------------------------------> |
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| Dick Adams wrote: - quote - > Harlan, did you really write:
Actually I didnt' know that was part of the IRC, but did> "Pray tell, where in the IRC is there any prohibition > against moonshine? None. Not even sure that the IRC > covers such taxes, BUT, one can make as much moonshine > as one wants to, as long as he pays the tax on it." > Harlan, you are too well-educated (presuming you didn't > go to Auburn) not to know the alcohol taxes are in the > IRC. know that it was somewhere in the law. - quote - > It's not just paying the taxes. He needs to have a permit
That is patently untrue. My neighbor, two doors down, used> from the ATF who really are the nastiest bastards on the > planet. I suspect the requirement to work for the ATF is > to prove there have been no marriages in your family for > the last five generations. They hire hereditary bastards, > accidents don't count to work for the ATF before they did away with the office, and transferred him to exam. He's one of the nicest guys who works for the service. - quote - > You can negotiate with the IRS. You can get a plea
depends on which branch.> bargin with the FBI. You can even get mercy from the CIA. - quote - > The ATF's style of negotiating starts as soon as they have
You're watching that movie too much, Dick.> a shoe on your throat. > Permit, permit, we don't need no stinking permit. << -------------------------------------------------> << The Charter and the Guidelines for submitting > << messages to this newsgroup are at www.asktax.org > << -------------------------------------------------> |
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| Dick Adams <rdadams[at]smart.net> wrote: - quote - > Harlan, did you really write:
See Subtitle E, Chapter 51, Sections 5001 - 5691 for the IRC> "Pray tell, where in the IRC is there any prohibition > against moonshine? None. Not even sure that the IRC > covers such taxes, BUT, one can make as much moonshine > as one wants to, as long as he pays the tax on it." > Harlan, you are too well-educated (presuming you didn't > go to Auburn) not to know the alcohol taxes are in the > IRC. > It's not just paying the taxes. He needs to have a permit > from the ATF who really are the nastiest bastards on the > planet. I suspect the requirement to work for the ATF is > to prove there have been no marriages in your family for > the last five generations. They hire hereditary bastards, > accidents don't count > You can negotiate with the IRS. You can get a plea > bargin with the FBI. You can even get mercy from the CIA. > The ATF's style of negotiating starts as soon as they have > a shoe on your throat. > Permit, permit, we don't need no stinking permit. rules on distilled spirits, wine and beer. If reading this doesn't make you want to sample the products, nothing will. << -------------------------------------------------> << The Charter and the Guidelines for submitting > << messages to this newsgroup are at www.asktax.org > << -------------------------------------------------> |
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| Dick Adams <rdadams[at]smart.net> wrote: - quote - > It's not just paying the taxes. He needs to have a permit
I had a job interview with the ATF many years ago. They> from the ATF who really are the nastiest bastards on the > planet. I suspect the requirement to work for the ATF is > to prove there have been no marriages in your family for > the last five generations. They hire hereditary bastards, > accidents don't count asked me if I'd be willing to go into bars, pick up gay men and then shut down the bars as dens of iniquity. I told them I'd rather not, and didn't get the job. Stu << -------------------------------------------------> << The Charter and the Guidelines for submitting > << messages to this newsgroup are at www.asktax.org > << -------------------------------------------------> |
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| Harlan, did you really write: "Pray tell, where in the IRC is there any prohibition against moonshine? None. Not even sure that the IRC covers such taxes, BUT, one can make as much moonshine as one wants to, as long as he pays the tax on it." Harlan, you are too well-educated (presuming you didn't go to Auburn) not to know the alcohol taxes are in the IRC. It's not just paying the taxes. He needs to have a permit from the ATF who really are the nastiest bastards on the planet. I suspect the requirement to work for the ATF is to prove there have been no marriages in your family for the last five generations. They hire hereditary bastards, accidents don't count You can negotiate with the IRS. You can get a plea bargin with the FBI. You can even get mercy from the CIA. The ATF's style of negotiating starts as soon as they have a shoe on your throat. Permit, permit, we don't need no stinking permit. << -------------------------------------------------> << The Charter and the Guidelines for submitting > << messages to this newsgroup are at www.asktax.org > << -------------------------------------------------> |
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