I suggest that you consider getting the Chartered Financial Analyst
(CFA) designation. The test topics are described at
http://www.cfainstitute.org/cfaprogr...se/course.html .
Also, it helps to have an MBA from a top school to get an entry level
position at a major investment firm.

to hold it all together.
Place breast side up in a large metal roasting pan.
Bake in 325° oven covered for 2 hours.
Remove cover, stick a cooking thermometer deep into one of the
baby?s buttocks and cook uncovered till thermometer reads 190°,
about another hour.



Pro-Choice Po-Boy

Soft-shelled crabs serve just as well in this classic southern delicacy.
The sandwich originated in New Orleans, where an abundance of abortion clinics
thrive and hot French bread is always available.

2 cleaned fetuses, head on
2 eggs
1 tablespoon yellow mustard
1 cup seasoned flour
oil enough for deep frying
1 loaf French bread
Lettuce
tomatoes
mayonnaise, etc.

Marinate the fetuses in the egg-mustard mixture.
Dredge thoroughly in flour.
Fry at 375° until crispy golden brown.
Remove and place on paper towels.



Holiday Youngster

One can easily adapt this recipe to ham, though as presented,
it violates no religious taboos against swine.

1 large toddler or small child, cleaned and de-headed
Kentucky Bourbon Sauce (see index)
1 large can pineapple slices
Whole cloves

Place him (or ham) or her in a large glass baking dish, buttocks up.
Tie with butcher string around and across so that he looks like
he?s crawling.
Glaze, then arrange pineapples and secure with cloves.
Bake uncovered in 350° oven till thermometer reaches 160°.



Cajun Babies

Just like crabs or crawfish, babies are boiled alive!
You don?t need silverware, the hot spicy meat comes off in your hands.

6 live babies
1 lb. smoked sausage
4 lemons
whole garlic
2 lb. new potatoes
4 ears cor

I don't know if this is the right group..if it's not, I hope someone can
point me to a place where this question might get better answers.

I'm a college student who will be graduating soon from a well-respected
University. I have a strong technical background, but I've often thought
about having a career in investing (venture capital, equity, investment
banking, etc.) Unfortunately, while I'm fascinated by investing, I know
very little about it.

Can the resident experts on this newsgroup recommend books or resources
or give me tips on how best to learn more about the ins and outs of
investing? I want to learn more than enough to convince myself whether
or not investing (and what branch of it) is for me. I also want to be
able to do well on any interview questions that prospective employers may
throw at me

Thanks,
Steph